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Puke Demotivational Poster


NINJA SKILLS! - The ability to pass out while puking and not spill your Guinness!


TAGS: vomit puke funny bukiboo guinness
Rating: 4.38/5

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CANADA - February 19, 2010, 10:52 pm
And i thought only Canadians could take a nasty fall without spilling their beer
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 10:48 pm
But this is a d*** admirable feat.
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 10:48 pm
HA! Not a chance in hell I'd fall asleep with a full glass! I drank a hell of a lot there... 12-20 Guinness per night. (not covered in the per-diem... but, if you've seen Reno chicks, you'd have to drink, too.
ICEMAN - February 19, 2010, 10:45 pm
Aggy, pic from your vacation???
Chillax - February 19, 2010, 3:54 pm
Unfortunately, the story ends with the ninja getting backed over by the guy in the minivan. Hey, can I still have the Guinness?


JAGERMEISTER -


TAGS: puke drunk jager
Rating: 4.05/5

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lesterinside - January 24, 2011, 8:28 am
Best with Cola
Peso - January 24, 2011, 8:08 am
Oy, that's gonna leave a mark that no amount of buffing compound will remove.
Zapper - January 23, 2011, 1:06 pm
Use Hyper Beam!
Airman - January 21, 2011, 1:50 pm
once with that stuff was enough for me


WHARRGARBL - WHARRGARBL


TAGS: wharrgarbl puke projectile vomit pink
Rating: 1.63/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 12:49 pm
5L + faved XD
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 12:48 pm
ROFLMAO! I'm sorry, but I'm odd; I like to see someone puke. Not a little cough then spit. I mean like Niagara Falls it. Vomiting is comical, and the text you chose was perfect, lol. And yes, if I throw up I laugh. Not recommended though, you'll choke.
anosh - December 12, 2011, 11:51 am
disgusting
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 4:44 am
amen, donk!
Donkasaurus - December 9, 2010, 11:07 pm
@autumnspirit - I believe it roughly translates from sanskrit to "One Lion". @Sho - your avatar is AMAZING
culos - December 8, 2010, 4:32 pm
CTRL-C CTRL-V from a site we don't mention on here. 0L
5150monkeylove - December 7, 2010, 11:25 pm
It says.... CRAAAAAAAP....CRRRAAAAAP.
autumnspirit - December 7, 2010, 10:41 pm
Could you translate please?
Sho - December 7, 2010, 9:04 pm
The one done with the dog was funnier :D
spacedog - December 7, 2010, 4:39 pm
Obviously he isn't man enough to handle the red tide.


LACTOSE INTOLERANCE - If I knew Eskimo pies weren't made from real Eskimos, I would have stopped after my 8th serving.....


TAGS: eating till you puke
Rating: 3.13/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:18 pm
Ha! 5 kitty maki rolls !


JOHN 3:16AM - Pray to the porcelain Gods, for thou shall save your night!


TAGS: puke
Rating: 3.33/5

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I FEEL SICK - I'm not ill, I just like the texture.




GIVE A HOOT! - Don't pollute!




I have never puked in my entire life.. -


TAGS: puke
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - May 29, 2014, 6:13 am
Large pouty lips? Looks like she got bored with a can of Pringles...
Oldsod - May 29, 2014, 6:11 am
But surely, the duckface generally becomes the b***erface...
MissPriss - May 29, 2014, 1:49 am
Oldsod, think back to your 1st kiss. Tada you just shared a duckface...which is apparently better than a b***erface. Hee hee.
cicilia - May 28, 2014, 6:38 pm
A facial expression utilized by attention-seeking teenage girls in which they push their lips outward and upward to give the appearance of large, pouty lips.
Oldsod - May 28, 2014, 6:34 pm
Can...can anyone explain the duckface to me? I...I never quite got it...


MARRIAGE -




Throw up -


TAGS: puke
Rating: 3.63/5

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- Epic Wordsmith Witty and Topical. Still can't handle his Jägermeister


TAGS: puke that taster like cinnamon hearts
Rating: 3.6/5

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CANADA - October 6, 2009, 12:06 am
Except in college!
nik - July 6, 2009, 10:58 pm
True dat!!
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 10:51 pm
If no other lesson in life is learned, everyone needs to understand that nothing good ever comes from Jager.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 10:49 pm
moooooooooo is a motifake in real life! Any time he seems really complimentary, you are about to get sh** down!
nik - July 6, 2009, 10:44 pm
Well at least the words were kind to you.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 10:43 pm
I searched for the tag cinnamon!
nik - July 6, 2009, 10:42 pm
Well, that did NOT come up when I searched thetrashheap. NOT AT ALL!!!
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 10:41 pm
This one Nik! hey over here yoohoo!!!!!!
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 4:39 pm
I'm sure you mean "seat" and yeah Thanks TTH but what did you do to my dra**s?
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 4:31 pm
Hey, at least you put the set up eH!
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 4:25 pm
I wish someone would puke in the aquarium (regardless of what I say in the Forum) They're "her" fish.....Except "Abe" he's the only fish I like.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 4:24 pm
perpetual douche baggery from you guys eh!
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 4:22 pm
Dammit I told him not to use the fish bowl!
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 4:21 pm
he's more the "queen"
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 4:19 pm
I gave the King of the Porcelain Throne a 5 Poodle mark
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 4:16 pm
You know full well I don't have children. If you wanna kill those bastard cats be my guest. did You at least give me 5?
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 4:15 pm
Too funny
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 4:14 pm
You will pay for this you coward. I will eat your children and floss with your pets.


GAG REFLEX -




MIKE THE COP - epic fail


TAGS: puke mike the cop
Rating: 2.29/5

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LogicDude - September 29, 2008, 5:24 pm
Mike the Cop Motifake. Epic Fail.


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